Bad plastic surgery happens when someone feels pressure to look good and they have more money than brains. Which pretty much describes the majority of celebrities out there.
Some of the following don’t quite look like human beings anymore, which would be tragic (this is voluntary! they didn’t have to look like this) if it weren’t so stupid. Most of these people were genetically blessed to begin with, which makes you wonder why they would risk their good looks just to hold off from aging a tiny bit longer. And many of the younger celebs on this list have absolutely no excuse at all, as good diet, exercise, and a healthy lifestyle would have fixed most of any flaws they felt they had.
Here are the five worst celebrity plastic surgery disasters we could dig up, some of which are pretty damn horrifying:
5.
Tara Reid
Surgery botched: Boob Job and Stomach Lipo
Tara Reid’s stomach looks to be about forty years older than the rest of her.
4.
Gary Busey
Surgery botched: Veneers
As the Awful Plastic Surgery site puts it, his teeth look like chiclets.
3.
Jessica Simpson
Surgery botched: Lips
Luckily for Jessica not all bad plastic surgery is permanent. She talked about her lip enhancement, saying “I had that Restylane stuff … It looked fake to me. I didn’t like that. But… it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God!”
2.
Melanie GriffithSurgery botched: Face lift and god only knows what else
This definitely deserves a before shot, just in case you are forgetting how normal Melanie Griffith used to be:
She’s only fifty years old, and she’s pretty much ruined her face. If I didn’t know it was her I would have honestly pegged the person in the first picture as a woman in her sixties.
1.
Michael Jackson
Surgery botched: Skin lightening, nose jobs, face lifts, etc. etc. etc.
Could it really have been anyone else? It’s incredible to forget how absolutely normal Michael Jackson looked back in the 70’s and 80’s (attractive even!) before turning into the sideshow freak that he is today. The guy is absolutely looney tunes so it’s kind of a shame that he was always able to find a doctor to do what he wanted. Everyone should have told him no after a certain point, which was probably in about 1985.
