Stefan / Stefon from SNL: Can't Get Enough of This Guy

Philadelphia's hottest club is ... Whisper.

Some dude I know went to a club called Whisper this weekend. Kinda thinking of ending my friendship with him.

My wife has a theory that Bill Hader always cracks up as Stefan because the writers surprise him by what they put up on the teleprompter. For the first time in life, I actually don't disagree with her ... it's a pretty good theory!

Anyway, we stayed up to watch SNL this weekend JUST to see if Stefan would be on and he did not disappoint! Possibly the best SNL character since:

Huge Pat Sajak fan.

Ed Grimley's head would explode at Whisper. It would be totally decent.

And how about this guy?

I'm frightened by your strange flying machine. 

Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer DEFINITELY got that suit at Men's Wearhouse, which is BY FAR the creepiest place on the planet. Even creepier than any nightclub or all-you-can-eat salad bar.

This guy below, for the record, would tear up any nightclub or salad bar.

Let it be known, Monica Lewinsky is super hot.