This is a Real Person!!

Hi. I can turn my head while having my shoulders face a slightly different direction.

Frank!!

One of the 30 dudes the Bachelorette has to choose from!

Here's Frank's bio from ABC.com with my thoughts in italics:


What are your 3 best attributes? Attitude. Positivity. FUN. Smile ... Isn't that four?!?!


Do you have any pets? 2 Chihuahuas: Pierre and Sweet Georgia Brown ... Chihuahuas!


What is the most outrageous thing you have ever done? Went on a month-long backpacking trip to Europe on two weeks notice ... What about purchasing TWO chihuahuas?!?!


Tattoo Count: 3 ... Of course!!!


The Bachelorette starts tonight at 9er!


Exclamation points!!