American Idol: This Here United States Sure is Filled with a Whole Lotta Country Folk

So this is what goes for an American Idol these days.

In honor of Scotty McCreery, the new American Idol, here's some pictures of my favorite southerners. 

Hillbilly Jim

I actually never even really liked this guy. Was much more of a King Kong Bundy fan.

Sling Blade Carl

I like them french fried potaters, mmm hmm. Alright den.

Tug McGroin

No idea what's going on here.

Jessica Simpson

The sunniest day in the history of Yellow Rump, Louisiana.

Mr. Belvedere

Slurp it up, Belvy! ... Slurp. It. Up.